Recreation Director Gifts

Dodge Ball City.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"Ahhh... close enough."

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Holiday time.

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

Bright idea

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

Creative department

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"So, what do you do for play?"

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'