Skeptic Of Big Companies Gifts

"Neversource"

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

Stock market investment advice

'The Truth-in-advertising people want us to call ourselves the 'Sluggish Fund Group'.'

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?"

'We raised the price, so at least as far as we're concerned it's new and improved.'

"First Big Oil, the Big Steel, and now, Big Cookie."

"Get someone to make the slot bigger."

"Guess what, Collins? Not my job to remember what I said yesterday."

"Do you want to ruin me?! Take it away!!"

'Today the house voted for a timeline, the sentate voted for benchmarks, and Halliburton voted for staying the course.'

The Farewell Speech Eisenhower Should Have Made...

With-it Woman

Emperor Trump gives a thumbs down to a polar bear

Hey boss, that generic soap you gave me isn't really cleaning the cups. Mind if I go get some brand name stuff? Are you insane? There's zero difference between generic and brand name products. Corporate America just cons people into thinking "you get what you pay for." Don't be a stooge, Rudy. Don't fall for it. Now get in there and scrub those cups, minion! Strike a blow for the little guy against corporate lies! Wait ... I'm very confused. Are you a right-winger or a left-winger? You mean in w

'If there's one thing I've learnt being a manager,it's taking credit where it isn't due!'

Our Mission: "Who are we trying to kid? It's just one day at a time around here!"

Facebook in Crisis

'Perhaps we would be better off with fewer fans on Facebook and Twitter, and more on Visa and Mastercard!'

'It's scoundrel time . . . '

Profit can be a silly thing, but your boss thinks it is everything.

"It's really a lateral transfer, Crampton, From 'Nobody' to 'Flunkie'."

'Downsizing through attrition will work if enough employees will cooperate and die.'

'Well, if you consider normal corporate surveillance, interrogation, and harassment 'union-busting,', nothing I have to say will change your mind.'

'Most cases like yours, Mr. Johnson, clear up completely with a healthy dose of skepticism!'

"Do you mind? I'm reading the prospectus carefully before investing."

'Looks like the cable merger is concentrating too much market in one telecommunications giant.'

'This bottle stainless steel cleaner...if it's stainless...why would you need a cleaner?'

"This better not be another one of your crazy pyramid schemes."

Headphones Strip 18: Shared profits

'Hi Mr Miller, this is the employee opinion poll. Here's the question: 'Do you love your job, your boss and the company?' For answer A, 'Yes, I do and I want to do much more unpaid overtime', please press 1. For answer B, 'No, I don't and you can fire me'

"Every complaint should be seen as a learning opportunity, today you’re going to learn where to hide them."

'It's not a Ponzi scheme. It's a Ponzi FUND.'

'We should mention a few mild side effects. If here are none at all, people will be suspicious.'