Skeptic Of Big Companies Gifts

"Neversource"

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

Stock market investment advice

'The Truth-in-advertising people want us to call ourselves the 'Sluggish Fund Group'.'

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?"

'We raised the price, so at least as far as we're concerned it's new and improved.'

"First Big Oil, the Big Steel, and now, Big Cookie."

"Guess what, Collins? Not my job to remember what I said yesterday."

"Do you want to ruin me?! Take it away!!"

'Today the house voted for a timeline, the sentate voted for benchmarks, and Halliburton voted for staying the course.'

Emperor Trump gives a thumbs down to a polar bear

The Farewell Speech Eisenhower Should Have Made...

With-it Woman

'If there's one thing I've learnt being a manager,it's taking credit where it isn't due!'

Our Mission: "Who are we trying to kid? It's just one day at a time around here!"

Facebook in Crisis

"It's really a lateral transfer, Crampton, From 'Nobody' to 'Flunkie'."

Profit can be a silly thing, but your boss thinks it is everything.

'Downsizing through attrition will work if enough employees will cooperate and die.'

'It's scoundrel time . . . '

'Well, if you consider normal corporate surveillance, interrogation, and harassment 'union-busting,', nothing I have to say will change your mind.'

"Do you mind? I'm reading the prospectus carefully before investing."

'Most cases like yours, Mr. Johnson, clear up completely with a healthy dose of skepticism!'

'Looks like the cable merger is concentrating too much market in one telecommunications giant.'

"Every complaint should be seen as a learning opportunity, today you’re going to learn where to hide them."

Headphones Strip 18: Shared profits

'This bottle stainless steel cleaner...if it's stainless...why would you need a cleaner?'

"This better not be another one of your crazy pyramid schemes."

'Hi Mr Miller, this is the employee opinion poll. Here's the question: 'Do you love your job, your boss and the company?' For answer A, 'Yes, I do and I want to do much more unpaid overtime', please press 1. For answer B, 'No, I don't and you can fire me'

'It's not a Ponzi scheme. It's a Ponzi FUND.'

'We should mention a few mild side effects. If here are none at all, people will be suspicious.'

'Well, I'm AGAINST adding a course in business methods to the curriculum....