Skeptic Of Capitalism Gifts

'Don't take the buyout.'

The privatised Grim Reaper...

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'

The Price of Freedom

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

"Money is life's report card."

Corporate Greed.

"Sir, your greed is showing."

'The growing disparity of income is a tribute to our acumen.'

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

'Whenever they discuss trickle-down economics, I have to go to the bathroom.'

"I'm so glad you decided to participate in our Money for Employment program."

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

The two faces of capitalism.

Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

Capitalism and Consumers

"Stocks rose today on news that even higher taxes won't stop the rich from getting richer."

Capitalism: Creates, Jobs & Wealth.

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

Consumption Graph.

Making The World A Better Place for Giant Multinational Corporations

'Money, that's what seperates us from the apes.'

Sign: Globo Corporation: A company on a journey to find its authentic self, guided by the traditional disciplines of Western Capitalism.

"I think he's been capitalised!"

'These are our projected profits as capitalism self-destructs.'

"Elon Musk just earned more than I'll ever earn in my whole life in the time it took me to say Elon Musk."