Anti-capitalism Enthusiast Gifts

'Yo, man! Actually, I'm a revolutionary! In protest against society I invested in health food stores... Accidentally, I became stinking rich with that...'

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

The Price of Freedom

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

First Church of the Almighty Dollar.

'The growing disparity of income is a tribute to our acumen.'

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

Corporate Greed.

"Money is life's report card."

"Sir, your greed is showing."

"I'm so glad you decided to participate in our Money for Employment program."

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

Capitalism and Consumers

The two faces of capitalism.

Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

Big business is not evil

Capitalism: Creates, Jobs & Wealth.

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

"I've deregulated Arthur, but he still doesn't run very efficiently."

World Economics

Consumption Graph.

Making The World A Better Place for Giant Multinational Corporations

Sign: Globo Corporation: A company on a journey to find its authentic self, guided by the traditional disciplines of Western Capitalism.

Fat happy businessman with a euro coin printed on his chest

'Money, that's what seperates us from the apes.'

"Elon Musk just earned more than I'll ever earn in my whole life in the time it took me to say Elon Musk."

"I think he's been capitalised!"