Anti-capitalism Enthusiast Gifts

'Yo, man! Actually, I'm a revolutionary! In protest against society I invested in health food stores... Accidentally, I became stinking rich with that...'

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'

The Price of Freedom

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

Tempest in a Teapot

First Church of the Almighty Dollar.

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

"Sir, your greed is showing."

Corporate Greed.

"Money is life's report card."

'The growing disparity of income is a tribute to our acumen.'

"I'm so glad you decided to participate in our Money for Employment program."

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

Capitalism and Consumers

Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

The two faces of capitalism.

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

World Economics

"I've deregulated Arthur, but he still doesn't run very efficiently."

Capitalism: Creates, Jobs & Wealth.

Making money for investors is simple

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

Big business is not evil

Consumption Graph.

Making The World A Better Place for Giant Multinational Corporations

Sign: Globo Corporation: A company on a journey to find its authentic self, guided by the traditional disciplines of Western Capitalism.

'Money, that's what seperates us from the apes.'

Fat happy businessman with a euro coin printed on his chest

"I think he's been capitalised!"