Skeptics Of Capitalism Gifts

The gospel according to rightwing evangelists: 'Buy low, brothers and sisters, sell high!'

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'

Tempest in a Teapot

The Price of Freedom

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

"Money is life's report card."

Corporate Greed.

'Whenever they discuss trickle-down economics, I have to go to the bathroom.'

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

"Sir, your greed is showing."

'The growing disparity of income is a tribute to our acumen.'

"I'm so glad you decided to participate in our Money for Employment program."

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

The two faces of capitalism.

Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

Capitalism and Consumers

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

How Trickle Down Economics Work

Making money for investors is simple

"Stocks rose today on news that even higher taxes won't stop the rich from getting richer."

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

Consumption Graph.

Making The World A Better Place for Giant Multinational Corporations

'Money, that's what seperates us from the apes.'

Sign: Globo Corporation: A company on a journey to find its authentic self, guided by the traditional disciplines of Western Capitalism.

The Boom-Bust Cycle of Capitalism

"Sir - it appears you and a few others have 98% of all the money that presently exists in America...nobody has the money to buy anything."

'Oh dear. I seem to have put the decimal point in the wrong place again.'