"Get someone to make the slot bigger."
Big Business Critics Gifts
Searching for something special for the big business critic in your life? Discover a range of humorous and thoughtful products that playfully poke fun at corporate culture, ideal for those who love to challenge conventions. From mugs that speak their mind to t-shirts with clever slogans, our collection offers a perfect gift for anyone who enjoys a good laugh at big business's expense.
"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."
"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."
"Would anyone like to question my downsizing proposal?"
"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."
"In a further effort to increase profits, control costs and satisfy shareholders, we've decided to steal stuff."
You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."
"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."
'The bad news is that our company is bankrupt. The good news is that we're only morally bankrupt.'
"Neversource"
"First Big Oil, the Big Steel, and now, Big Cookie."
"I'm not the responsible party. I have people for that."
I Want to be a Drone President
"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"
"Recent research has yielded some frightening results...It turns out we are a business team held forever on a presentation chart, locked away in a supply closet."
"But they told me I was too big to fail."
I'm going to switch you to a new medication that does more advertising.
"You know, maybe he's not the small-business man he claims to be."
'Good - we're finally all on the same rampage.'
"When the going gets tough, the tough get a government handout."
Profits for Big Pharma
The COMPANY is always right.
"Budget Cuts."
Emperor Trump gives a thumbs down to a polar bear
Corporate person hood!
We should promote many of our staff to management positions...
"I'm looking for someone who's qualified to cover my mistakes."
"Workers have obligation to limit their economic demands to make the USA more competitive!"
BP's Spill Bill
Facebook in Crisis
"We need to start listening to our customers."
'Great shareholder report, sir! I admire the way you avoided any hint of substance.'
'For a C.E.O., he's very hands-on.'
'Looks like the cable merger is concentrating too much market in one telecommunications giant.'
"A motion to democratize the board has been made and quashed."
Big Business Critics Gifts Collection
Big Business Critics Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for big business critics, featuring clever slogans and humorous takes perfect for the office or home kitchen.
Big Business Critics Pillows
Add personality to any space with pillows that bring humor and satire into your decor, perfect for big business critics with a sense of fun.
Big Business Critics Prints
Find impactful prints that humorously comment on the world of big business, great for framing and showcasing your rebellious side.
Big Business Critics T-Shirts
Discover our range of t-shirts that humorously critique corporate culture, ideal for anyone who enjoys making a statement with their style.