Skatepark Sage Gifts

'This is the one we're legally allowed to put graffiti on.'

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

Freestyling.

'Do you think you can turn the company around without making us all dizzy?'

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

"Don't worry Sir, you're not the first person to ask for a refund and you probably won't be the last!"

'So then I thought, what's the idea job for a gentleman with my years of experience, wisdom and a desire to help others.'

'It appears to be a blog clog.'

Wang Yangming takes a scroll of knowledge from a crane.

'Found it ... Good heavens! It's the size of a soccer ball!..'

"Meaning of life? Oh, you want my brother. Third mountain over on my right. Me, I'm just a hermit."

A repairman has a small box marked 'Useful Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Screws.'

"If you don't want to know the score..."

Jesus Saves

At the skateburro park

'Hey man, I'm going to try water boarding next.'

Ski Lift

Moses Parting the Half-Pipe

'Dinosaur museum,soccer pundit exhibit.

'We do not tee off in front of the markers.' - 'This is my second stroke.'

Skateboarding peacock.

"...specialist subject: London transport"

'Stop! Listen to me! Size matters!!'

Holiday on Thin Ice

"Show us again that crazy way you fold a newspaper to read on the subway!"

'Bentley, can I see you for a minute...'

Supermart: No Parking Except For You.

"The Americans must be at the end of their tether. They're sending in Californian Surf Nazis!"