Subway Sage Gifts

"...specialist subject: London transport"

"Show us again that crazy way you fold a newspaper to read on the subway!"

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

Subway Thrillers

'Look, I want you back, but I'm not going to beg.'

Busking during a pandemic

'Do you think you can turn the company around without making us all dizzy?'

The return of Miss Subways

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

A scene from the upcoming The Taking of Pelham 4-5-6.

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."

"If you look at Lexington Avenue, it is anyone's guess what's happening on the 6 train. Moving on to Broadway, I can tell you that the N and R Lines may or may not be running smoothly, while the Eighth Avenue A and C are, as always, a complete mystery."

"Don't worry Sir, you're not the first person to ask for a refund and you probably won't be the last!"

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

"This is my stop, Phil, you'll be C.E.O. till Sixty-third Street."

"Except moles, madam."

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

"F train coming, Kemosabe - two maybe three stops away."

The subway-delay prophet of doom

Street Smarts.

'It was Bob's last wish to spread his ashes on the spot where he spent most of his athletic career.'

'...The hidden charges...mind the hidden charges...stand clear...'

'Isn't this the paper that everybody reads?'

'See - they always find their way home.'

"Re-routing again."

Rock group on tube train, "Stand clear of the doors please."

The difference between a prisoner and a commuter.

'Let me guess, a graduate of the 'school of hard knocks'?'

A caveman emerges from a subway

Subway rider holds onto man's tie.

All We Have To Do