Subway Sage Pillows

"...specialist subject: London transport"

"Show us again that crazy way you fold a newspaper to read on the subway!"

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

Subway Thrillers

Busking during a pandemic

'Look, I want you back, but I'm not going to beg.'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

The return of Miss Subways

'Do you think you can turn the company around without making us all dizzy?'

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

A scene from the upcoming The Taking of Pelham 4-5-6.

"This is my stop, Phil, you'll be C.E.O. till Sixty-third Street."

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

"If you look at Lexington Avenue, it is anyone's guess what's happening on the 6 train. Moving on to Broadway, I can tell you that the N and R Lines may or may not be running smoothly, while the Eighth Avenue A and C are, as always, a complete mystery."

"Don't worry Sir, you're not the first person to ask for a refund and you probably won't be the last!"

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."

"Except moles, madam."

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

The subway-delay prophet of doom

Street Smarts.

"F train coming, Kemosabe - two maybe three stops away."

'It was Bob's last wish to spread his ashes on the spot where he spent most of his athletic career.'

Rock group on tube train, "Stand clear of the doors please."

'...The hidden charges...mind the hidden charges...stand clear...'

'See - they always find their way home.'

'Isn't this the paper that everybody reads?'

"Re-routing again."

The difference between a prisoner and a commuter.

'Let me guess, a graduate of the 'school of hard knocks'?'

Subway rider holds onto man's tie.

A caveman emerges from a subway

Moses Parting the Half-Pipe