Skateboarding Skeptic Pillows

'I think my wife is trying to kill me -- she bought me a skateboard.'

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

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"It's a self-driving skateboard."

Skate Bored

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

'Typical man...too stubborn to stop and ask for directions.'

'I'd kill for concrete.'

"You're pathetic."

"The increase in our budget has allowed you the luxury of a company vehicle. Enjoy."

"She's not the perfect wife, but at least she's not always buying shoes."

Let's do it.'

Snakeboarding.

"What do you want to be when you give up?"

"I've estimated that I've given you over $100,000 in tech-support over the years. Since you're my dad, I'll give you a discount. I'll take a skateboard."

'Wow, thanks for finding my skateboard, daddy!'

Skateboarder discovers his local 'Skate Park' is occupied by parked flatfish.

A couple of muskrats talk: 'Frankly, I've had it with hockey.'

'Harold arrives home from work early now. He solved all his commuting and exercise problems at once.'

'Regarding your skateboarding accident: I need a note from your wife as to why you did something so stupid.'

A skateboarder falling on his head

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Skateboarding

Dog on a skateboard.

'Here! Call the contractor. I don't want to hear any nonsense about goals, or touchdowns, or baskets. I want to see shovels! Lots and lots of shovels!'

'Have you got something that smells like a skateboard?'

'It's completely gutless. With all the money you save on speeding tickets it'll practically pay for itself.'

'Why is it that if someone tells you there are one billion billion stars in our universe alone, you believe them, but if they tell you a door has wet paint, you touch it to make sure!'

'She's still a little annoyed with you for breaking her skateboard!'

'Dude! You forgot your helmet!'

'You conned me into this date - boasting about having your own transport!'