Sisyphus Sympathizer Gifts

A man pushes a glitterball up a mountain

Coronavirus Sisyphys

Snowyphus

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

"Wings will be cool, I guess, but I'm mostly hoping the braces and pimples fall off."

Sisyphus Sawyer

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

You heard right - one large cheese pizza, and tell the driver to take it out of the box and leave it in the yard,

'Geoffrey's Tourette's is acting up.'

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

"I'm not saying you have to give them up entirely, but you need to eat your young in moderation."

"I thought they only used the ink for protection..."

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

The Downside Of Being Superman, The Man Of Steel

'If you can hear me, Larry Gligstein, please send a text to 555-703-7193

"There you are!"

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Oh, it's only you."

I told you not to text and spin, Simone.

"I keep climbing this water spout. The rain washes me out. Then out comes the sun and dries up the rain. So what do I do? I climb right back up again. Talk about a rut."

Man Struggling with Taxes/Clothing/Medical/Misc/Food/Shelter/Education.

Sisyphus 2021

Cartoon showing a man wrapped in a web, stuck to a wall. His wife is saying: "What have I told you about antagonising the house spider?"

"Lighten up, pal, it's only a spider!"

"It's father, doctor, he's creaking badly."

'I know I shouldn't bite, but I keep thinking about that poor slob up there...hot, tired, hungry...'

"Apparently they come into houses to find a mate."

'Stay calm... It's probably more frightened of you than you are of it.'

'I can't find my glasses!' 'I can't find my mobile phone!'

"Look, honey! All your lost eye glasses have mysteriously migrated to this drawer, and now they're plotting their next escape."

"I've got a punture in the back wheel." "Just raise the saddle up."

'Spinning the web is the fun part, after that, it's just waiting and waiting for a catch...'

Fish - Catch and Release Stress

'There it is again...that mysterious feeling that we're clipped from a newspaper and hung on someone's refrigerator.'

"These wedding invitations are getting ridiculous..."

"Woooooo... big strong man afraid of a little spider?"