Modern Sisyphus Gifts

Man Struggling with Taxes/Clothing/Medical/Misc/Food/Shelter/Education.

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

Coronavirus Sisyphys

Snowyphus

Sisyphus Sawyer

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

'You're right, Mr. Benson, no question about it...I agree...yes! Absolutely! Yes...yes...'

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

Monks sitting at a row of computers typing up old-fashioned looking manuscripts.

I'd like a second opinion on your self-diagnosis - So a random guy from the waiting room is googling your symptoms.

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

Hmmm, not sure about these new-fangled clocks...

'Oooh, I love what you've done with your hair...That top looks lovely on you and have you lost weight?'

"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man)

The past only looks good when you're living in the present.

'Wh-h-hatz-u-upp, dude?'

"Before we conclude this meeting, is there anyone who needs to finish sucking up to me?"

"I've taken up meditation! - Well, it's better than sitting 'round all day doing nothing. . ."

Sisyphus 2021

"He calls it the eBible."

Surfing on your phone

And furthermore, Al

A man pushes a glitterball up a mountain

'Just in case I forget it, I keep my mantra on my Ipod.'

Metal Detectors on Treasure Island

'That mantra you gave me is politically incorrect!'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single status update."

"The meaning of life? Let me Google that for you."

The Guru.

Three 'wise' men.

'Lord...what's the meaning of my life?'

"Timmins, you're weak, spineless...intent on climbing the greasy pole by crawling before your superiors...you;ll do well!"

'As you're a snivelling little 'Yes Man', Pomeroy, I know I can rely on you for the right answer... People don't think of me as an arrogant, obnoxious, overbearing boss do they?'

'I consider the Buddha to be a living document.'

Psychiatric Repo-Man.