Sisyphus Antics Fan Gifts

Snowyphus

Farm Humor.

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

Coronavirus Sisyphys

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

"We need a market icon that reflects the ridiculous market conditions..."

Sisyphus Sawyer

You naughty kittens, you lost your mittens? Now you shall have a pie.

'I know what you're thinking.'

'Croak something romantic, will ya?'

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'

A swan grabs a hold of a kite string.

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

"It would help if you brown-nosed a little more."

As technology improves, clowning sheep is becoming more common.

"To the right, stupid. . . to the right!"

Parachuting Giraffe.

'I suspect your problem isn't stress related, right?'

A man pushes a glitterball up a mountain

The latest safety device: Air bags on juggling pins.

The Sphynx wearing a red nose.

Man Struggling with Taxes/Clothing/Medical/Misc/Food/Shelter/Education.

Sisyphus 2021

Cheshire cat meets Cheshire dog

Rabbit eating jelly beans and doing multi-coloured farts.

Clown Cowboy:'DRAW!'

Desert island hammock.

"Bingo Tim: I can get a two-bar signal from here!"

"These humans are WEIRD! - They pick up our poop; carefully tie it up into little bags and then throw it into the nearest bush. . . !"

'I'll be glad when the lawyer awards are over...'

'George, I warned you to be careful!'

"Think about it, you already look like a duck: If I can teach you to quack like a duck, we'll be able to carry out serious pranks!"

"So, why are you crossing the road?"

The Corner Shop.