Sassy Retort Fan Gifts

If you know someone who loves a good zinger and appreciates clever comebacks, our collection is perfect. Explore humorous mugs, sassy t-shirts, and eye-catching prints that highlight their sharp wit and love for humor. These products are ideal for anyone who enjoys playful banter and isn’t afraid to speak their mind.

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"So, why are you crossing the road?" mockup

"So, why are you crossing the road?"

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"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech." mockup

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

from $19.00

Director/Action Man toy.

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"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt." mockup

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

from $19.00

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France). mockup

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

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One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry mockup

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

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King Henry and his Cheshire bride mockup

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

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What's normal?

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"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it." mockup

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

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"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel." mockup

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

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The Working Woman's Magazine

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'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!' mockup

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

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"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants." mockup

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

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'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?' mockup

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

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'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!' mockup

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

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Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'. mockup

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

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'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.' mockup

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

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"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck." mockup

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

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"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash." mockup

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

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The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda. mockup

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

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'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!' mockup

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

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Parade of Businessmen

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'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...' mockup

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

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How am I abducting?

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A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment. mockup

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

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"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?" mockup

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

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"I find that hugely offensive!"

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'Your husband? He's just leaving...' mockup

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

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The Snarky District

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On the brink.

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'My medical school believed laughter is the best medicine.

'My medical school believed laughter is the best medicine. mockup

'My medical school believed laughter is the best medicine.

from $19.00

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress." mockup

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

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Sassy Retort Fan Gifts Collection

Sassy Retort Fan Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring sassy retorts—perfect for daily humor and caffeinated comebacks.

Sassy Retort Fan Pillows

Bring humor into their home with pillows that showcase their sassy personality and love for clever retorts.

Sassy Retort Fan Prints

Decorate with prints that celebrate quick wit and sarcasm—perfect for fans of clever comebacks and humorous art.

Sassy Retort Fan T-Shirts

Find bold t-shirts with witty sayings and clever comebacks—ideal for anyone who loves to show off their sharp humor.