Sisyphus Sympathizer Pillows

A man pushes a glitterball up a mountain

Coronavirus Sisyphys

Snowyphus

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

"Wings will be cool, I guess, but I'm mostly hoping the braces and pimples fall off."

Sisyphus Sawyer

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

'Geoffrey's Tourette's is acting up.'

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

"I thought they only used the ink for protection..."

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

'If you can hear me, Larry Gligstein, please send a text to 555-703-7193

"There you are!"

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Oh, it's only you."

Sisyphus 2021

Man Struggling with Taxes/Clothing/Medical/Misc/Food/Shelter/Education.

"Apparently they come into houses to find a mate."

"Lighten up, pal, it's only a spider!"

'I know I shouldn't bite, but I keep thinking about that poor slob up there...hot, tired, hungry...'

"It's father, doctor, he's creaking badly."

Cartoon showing a man wrapped in a web, stuck to a wall. His wife is saying: "What have I told you about antagonising the house spider?"

'I can't find my glasses!' 'I can't find my mobile phone!'

'Stay calm... It's probably more frightened of you than you are of it.'

"Look, honey! All your lost eye glasses have mysteriously migrated to this drawer, and now they're plotting their next escape."

'Spinning the web is the fun part, after that, it's just waiting and waiting for a catch...'

"I've got a punture in the back wheel." "Just raise the saddle up."

Fish - Catch and Release Stress

'There it is again...that mysterious feeling that we're clipped from a newspaper and hung on someone's refrigerator.'

"I was going to do something. What the hell was it?"

"What do you mean I hurt his feelings?! He's a robot! He doesn't have any feelings!"

"These wedding invitations are getting ridiculous..."

"Woooooo... big strong man afraid of a little spider?"