Three Circles of Gardener's Hell.
Sinister Shrubs Gifts
Looking for a creative gift that blends botany with a sense of mischief? Our sinister shrubs collection offers witty and artistic items for plant lovers who enjoy a touch of the dark side. Whether it's for someone who adores gardening or appreciates a humorous twist on nature, these products bring the creepy-cool charm of sinister shrubs into everyday life. Brighten their home or workspace with a fun, thought-provoking gift that stands out and sparks conversation.
'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'
"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."
'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'
'What kind of bulbs did you put in here?'
"Can you believe we walked right past security?"
Hedgecutter cutting a hedge 'key' into a hedge 'door'
"Look...the Pope's not stoppin' by for a little chit chat! He's here to admonish you and revoke your powers in the name of God!"
F&E Landscape Architects. Ground cover plants are the Peter Pan of landscape design. The never "grow up"!
'A remarkable specimen. It's a bonsai oak but badly affected by giantism.'
Escaping Flowers
"The scientists never stopped to ask if they should - only if they could."
Seven Deadly Sins. Anger. Envy. Covetousness. Gluttony. Lust. Sloth. Pride. After you've successfully resisted the other six deadly sins, it's really hard not to be proud.
"You won't find any cute little birdies here."
"I need to know what the future holds, at least for the next six weeks."
"Peter went in last Sunday to prune...but I haven't seen him since"
Celebrity anagrams: I'm a rock child me (Answer: Charlie Dimmock)
"...Father Gill would not accept that whistling could not be a substitute for water."
Talk to your plants - but never enter a suicide pact with one.
A garden is a thing of beauty and a job for life.
"Dad got tired of reading those scare stories - now he sits there all day, photosynthesizes, and grows his own!"
"Don't bother. Everything is artificial."
Tombstones have names of vegetables on them.
'To stress heterosexual, we now get a merit badge for getting laid!'
Tacky lawn ornament hunting. (It's a HUGE sport here in the United States!)
Clowns tending lawn.
Will Work for Manure
'And this is our geodesic gnome.'
Pumping up a cactus
'Uh, Liz. That plant isn't getting any faker.'
'If you pretend to water these fake flowers they'll last longer.'
"Thanks for taking care of my plant. You really don't need a 'green thumb', she isn't picky."
Acupuncture
Mania Varietals
Man at desk in Peter's Poisonous Plants Inc. is killed by one of his own plants.
Sinister Shrubs Gifts Collection
Sinister Shrubs Mugs
Explore our collection of sinister shrubs mugs—quirky, witty designs that make morning coffee a little more mysterious and fun.
Sinister Shrubs Pillows
Add a touch of the unusual with our sinister shrubs pillows—quirky decor pieces that bring personality and humor to any room.
Sinister Shrubs Prints
Discover striking sinister shrubs prints—perfect for fans of dark humor and botanical art to enhance their home or office decor.
Sinister Shrubs T-Shirts
Check out our sinister shrubs t-shirts—playful and darkly charming apparel for plant lovers who want to stand out.