Garden Mystics Gifts

Celebrity anagrams: I'm a rock child me (Answer: Charlie Dimmock)

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

The Phantom Of The Garden

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

Frontispiece to the Artists' Catalogue.

'I'll never forget the first time we met...when that gardener cut you in half with his spade.'

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

Priest watering his wings.

'Every summer, dandelions can't wait to go topless!'

"I'm sorry it's not what you ordered, but the chef works in mysterious ways."

'Those artificial flowers look so lifelike it's unusual.'

With my home genetic engineering kit, I've created massive, politically active vegetables. From the left, a giant carrot. From the right, big broccoli. It was an accident, but something feels right. Introducing Meet the Produce. Next topic: Trump. Losing. Winning.

"Slimey, what a lovely name."

Spring

Bishop sprinkling holy water on his potted plants.

"You're not a goat person?"

Garden spade and fork shaped like a knife and fork.

Monk growing flowers which look like his tonsure.

Skyscrapers.

'I've decided to go straight!'

'I think I'll go for a leek!'

Strimmer (weed whacker) starts to lift off.

"The growing season has barely begun, but I've already been getting death threats."

Clown watering houseplant.

"Now, that's how you know you're in the garden of bird lovers: They've installed a Spa, not just a bird-bath..."

'What do you see in gold futures.'

Hose Charmer

A garden is a thing of beauty and a job for life.

By Appointment Suppliers of Rose Fertilizer to HM the Queen.

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