Garden Mystics Gifts

Celebrity anagrams: I'm a rock child me (Answer: Charlie Dimmock)

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

The Phantom Of The Garden

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

Frontispiece to the Artists' Catalogue.

'I'll never forget the first time we met...when that gardener cut you in half with his spade.'

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

'Every summer, dandelions can't wait to go topless!'

Priest watering his wings.

"Slimey, what a lovely name."

"I'm sorry it's not what you ordered, but the chef works in mysterious ways."

'Those artificial flowers look so lifelike it's unusual.'

Bishop sprinkling holy water on his potted plants.

Spring

Monk growing flowers which look like his tonsure.

Skyscrapers.

'I've decided to go straight!'

"You're not a goat person?"

'I think I'll go for a leek!'

Garden spade and fork shaped like a knife and fork.

Strimmer (weed whacker) starts to lift off.

"The growing season has barely begun, but I've already been getting death threats."

Hose Charmer

Clown watering houseplant.

"Now, that's how you know you're in the garden of bird lovers: They've installed a Spa, not just a bird-bath..."

'What do you see in gold futures.'

A garden is a thing of beauty and a job for life.

Volunteer

Mouse and garden magazine

By Appointment Suppliers of Rose Fertilizer to HM the Queen.

"She's fast."