Garden Muse Gifts

Spring

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

Jerry Lordan

The Sensitive Dude.

Frontispiece to the Artists' Catalogue.

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

'Have you ever thought about doing a children's book?'

Abstract portrait art.

"He never makes it past Stephen’s walk across Sandymount strand."

'There's a strong minimalist influence in this artist's work.' 'Good! The less there is of it, the better.'

"This year we'll focus on the road, next year we can focus on building the highrise on the mountain."

The Cona Lisa

Brancusi.

An octopus admiring an inkblot painting

Venus Fly Trap

'I think it's called RED!'

"I wandered lonely as a...lonely as a...lonely as a what?"

'Couldn't you at least unbutton your top button?'

Artist's model for a painting of Hamlet turns up to the studio with a black eye

Nature and Fashion Photographer.

It appears the robots have skipped consciousness and gone straight to self-consciousness.

"It was the best of Starbucks. It was the worst of Starbucks."

'It didn't look that big on eBay!!'

Sculptor: 'Okay, SMILE!'

'Shouldn't a cultural center have more to it than video games?'

"I was grinding out barnyards and farmhouses and cows in the meadows, and then, suddenly, I figured to hell with it."

Painting of a wave in a calm sea.

Woman lying on a couch admiring her portrait.

"I never knew the color red could be so incomprehensible."

'I guess you could say the church garden is God's bling.'