Seven Deadly Sins. Anger. Envy. Covetousness. Gluttony. Lust. Sloth. Pride. After you've successfully resisted the other six deadly sins, it's really hard not to be proud.
Sinister Scholars Gifts
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"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."
Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'
'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'
An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding as written and as it would have been written if David Hume had invested in a word processor,
'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up
'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'
The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.
"Unfortunately, what you downloaded from the net is a ten-year-old paper I once wrote for my college boyfriend!"
Book Thief in True Crime Department
Russia had barely got started in Ukraine and "Gas War" against EU
Brothers Grimm
Oculist.
'Really, a foreign wine? What will the NSA think?'
"Father Fondell. . . your confessional is ready."
The Artificial Intelligentsia
"What's come over Heisenberg? He seems to be certain about everything these days."
K-9 10k
"You will never get your math homework done that way mister!"
'Hunters are abundant, so we're offering grants in gathering.'
"Why can I only cross 'right' or 'wrong'? What about 'I don't care', 'I don't give a damn' or 'How should I know'?"
"These things work better if you don't explain the plot."
'Oh, well... It's been lovely talking to you, but I really must get back to work. See you in hell.'
'He decided he'd rather represent gluttony.'
Satan's desk boxes say mortal and venial.
Disney's trying to buy Fox. If they did that, then all of Marvel's best heroes would be in the MCU. It would be horrible! The whole Marvel cinematic universe is one big story told by dozens of movies. This would, like, triple the amount of movies I'd have to watch! I'd have to watch every X-Men spinoff to make sure I got every reference made in any Thor or Avengers movie, for instance. HOJ. Your definition of "have to" and my definition of "have to" are very different. I'd have to see them all i
The SAT test can wear you down.
Grigori Rasputin
Graduation Day At Telekinesis School
'It's the end of an aura!'
Instead of caps and gowns, night school graduates have to wear nightcaps and nightgowns.
Mayhem, Inc. Part 19
State University Research Lab into the Jitters and HebbieJeebies.
'I can't guarantee that giving up smiling, drinking and sex will make you live longer, but it will certainly SEEM much longer. . .'
"We're giving her my name and his name, but we're not going to hyphenate."
Sinister Scholars Gifts Collection
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