Sinister Scholars Pillows

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding as written and as it would have been written if David Hume had invested in a word processor,

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"Unfortunately, what you downloaded from the net is a ten-year-old paper I once wrote for my college boyfriend!"

Book Thief in True Crime Department

Russia had barely got started in Ukraine and "Gas War" against EU

Brothers Grimm

Oculist.

"Father Fondell. . . your confessional is ready."

'Really, a foreign wine? What will the NSA think?'

"What's come over Heisenberg? He seems to be certain about everything these days."

'Hunters are abundant, so we're offering grants in gathering.'

"These things work better if you don't explain the plot."

"You will never get your math homework done that way mister!"

"Why can I only cross 'right' or 'wrong'? What about 'I don't care', 'I don't give a damn' or 'How should I know'?"

'Oh, well... It's been lovely talking to you, but I really must get back to work. See you in hell.'

'He decided he'd rather represent gluttony.'

Satan's desk boxes say mortal and venial.

The SAT test can wear you down.

Grigori Rasputin

'It's the end of an aura!'

Graduation Day At Telekinesis School

State University Research Lab into the Jitters and HebbieJeebies.

"We're giving her my name and his name, but we're not going to hyphenate."

'I can't guarantee that giving up smiling, drinking and sex will make you live longer, but it will certainly SEEM much longer. . .'

'Rabbit's feet are supposed to be lucky.'