Sinister Scholars Mugs

Find the perfect sinister scholars mug to start their day with a dose of dark humor. These cleverly designed mugs make a witty and thought-provoking gift for any academic with a mischievous streak.

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"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf." mockup

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

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Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.' mockup

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

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'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.' mockup

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

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An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding as written and as it would have been written if David Hume had invested in a word processor,

An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding as written and as it would have been written if David Hume had invested in a word processor, mockup

An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding as written and as it would have been written if David Hume had invested in a word processor,

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'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

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'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!' mockup

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

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The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him. mockup

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

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"Unfortunately, what you downloaded from the net is a ten-year-old paper I once wrote for my college boyfriend!"

"Unfortunately, what you downloaded from the net is a ten-year-old paper I once wrote for my college boyfriend!" mockup

"Unfortunately, what you downloaded from the net is a ten-year-old paper I once wrote for my college boyfriend!"

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Book Thief in True Crime Department mockup

Book Thief in True Crime Department

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Russia had barely got started in Ukraine and "Gas War" against EU

Russia had barely got started in Ukraine and "Gas War" against EU mockup

Russia had barely got started in Ukraine and "Gas War" against EU

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Brothers Grimm

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Oculist.

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"Father Fondell. . . your confessional is ready."

"Father Fondell. . . your confessional is ready." mockup

"Father Fondell. . . your confessional is ready."

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'Really, a foreign wine? What will the NSA think?'

'Really, a foreign wine? What will the NSA think?' mockup

'Really, a foreign wine? What will the NSA think?'

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"What's come over Heisenberg? He seems to be certain about everything these days."

"What's come over Heisenberg? He seems to be certain about everything these days." mockup

"What's come over Heisenberg? He seems to be certain about everything these days."

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'Hunters are abundant, so we're offering grants in gathering.'

'Hunters are abundant, so we're offering grants in gathering.' mockup

'Hunters are abundant, so we're offering grants in gathering.'

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"These things work better if you don't explain the plot."

"These things work better if you don't explain the plot." mockup

"These things work better if you don't explain the plot."

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"You will never get your math homework done that way mister!"

"You will never get your math homework done that way mister!" mockup

"You will never get your math homework done that way mister!"

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"Why can I only cross 'right' or 'wrong'? What about 'I don't care', 'I don't give a damn' or 'How should I know'?"

"Why can I only cross 'right' or 'wrong'? What about 'I don't care', 'I don't give a damn' or 'How should I know'?" mockup

"Why can I only cross 'right' or 'wrong'? What about 'I don't care', 'I don't give a damn' or 'How should I know'?"

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'Oh, well... It's been lovely talking to you, but I really must get back to work. See you in hell.'

'Oh, well... It's been lovely talking to you, but I really must get back to work. See you in hell.' mockup

'Oh, well... It's been lovely talking to you, but I really must get back to work. See you in hell.'

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'He decided he'd rather represent gluttony.'

'He decided he'd rather represent gluttony.' mockup

'He decided he'd rather represent gluttony.'

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Satan's desk boxes say mortal and venial.

Satan's desk boxes say mortal and venial. mockup

Satan's desk boxes say mortal and venial.

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The SAT test can wear you down.

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Grigori Rasputin

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'It's the end of an aura!'

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Graduation Day At Telekinesis School mockup

Graduation Day At Telekinesis School

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State University Research Lab into the Jitters and HebbieJeebies.

State University Research Lab into the Jitters and HebbieJeebies. mockup

State University Research Lab into the Jitters and HebbieJeebies.

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"We're giving her my name and his name, but we're not going to hyphenate."

"We're giving her my name and his name, but we're not going to hyphenate." mockup

"We're giving her my name and his name, but we're not going to hyphenate."

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'I can't guarantee that giving up smiling, drinking and sex will make you live longer, but it will certainly SEEM much longer. . .'

'I can't guarantee that giving up smiling, drinking and sex will make you live longer, but it will certainly SEEM much longer. . .' mockup

'I can't guarantee that giving up smiling, drinking and sex will make you live longer, but it will certainly SEEM much longer. . .'

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'Rabbit's feet are supposed to be lucky.'

'Rabbit's feet are supposed to be lucky.' mockup

'Rabbit's feet are supposed to be lucky.'

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