Scholar In Disguise Pillows

The SAT test can wear you down.

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'"

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'

Too big to fail

"Unfortunately, what you downloaded from the net is a ten-year-old paper I once wrote for my college boyfriend!"

Book Thief in True Crime Department

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

"It's all show-as soon as Marks gone he switches off the football and reads Proust..."

Medical Student

I wasn't cheating...I was getting a second opinion.

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

Cheating Alien

The Artificial Intelligentsia

K-9 10k

Chad cheats death – and would live on to lead a very stupid life.

"That's an interesting question, Clint. I don't know if my gun rack is an authentic regionalism or just a macho affectation."

Seven Deadly Sins. Anger. Envy. Covetousness. Gluttony. Lust. Sloth. Pride. After you've successfully resisted the other six deadly sins, it's really hard not to be proud.

"Poor chap has just discovered his daughter has got in to medical school!"

"I didn't actually read the book. I listened to it on audio."

"You will never get your math homework done that way mister!"

Library Scientists.

"My work is to stare into space."

Locally Grown by a Guy with a Masters in Philosophy

"To be environmentally responsible I'm recycling my sister's old book reports."

Shooting a spitball at the Dean on graduation day.

'If you bark your head off all night in a forest and no one hears you, are you still a bad dog?'

"My report is on a man ahead of his time: Email Zola."

State University Research Lab into the Jitters and HebbieJeebies.