Singing Surgeons Gifts

'Do we have any oldies but goodies that you would care to hear?'

Someone who knows apostrophes

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

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Culinary surgery.

'Is there a chance you will die under the anaesthetic? Well, that is the killer question.'

Drunken singers in a public house

Tooth fairy.

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

Celebration in operating theatre.

"My parents are always complaining about my sweet tooth, but do they ever have a nice word to say about my wisdom tooth?"

'I've been fixed even though there wasn't anything wrong with me.'

"There was a system failure that caused a brief crash, but fortunately I was able to reboot."

"What did you expect from an oral surgeon?"

"I translate books from English into better English."

"Remember the hierarchy of competence - see one, do one, teach one, become a regulator."

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

Dr Rimbone suffered terribly from 'Dentist's Block'.

"My Harvard Medical Guide says if a wisdom tooth is infected, you may need antibiotics and possibly have the tooth pulled by an oral surgeon."

Dental hygienists are also translators.

'I don't care what your mother always told you. The way to this man's heart isn't through his stomach!'

"Nothing beats the thrill of operating beyond one's competence."

'It's a routine operation.'

Dentist preparing woodwork drill for dentistry.

"What do you recommend for yellow teeth?"

Idenity Parade.

Singing Doctor

'That was a tough one.' Dentist fell on the ground

'Keep still, this won't hurt a bit.'

'The transplant went okay, but your insurance company is rejecting the bill.'