Singing Surgeons Mugs

'Do we have any oldies but goodies that you would care to hear?'

Someone who knows apostrophes

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

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Culinary surgery.

'Is there a chance you will die under the anaesthetic? Well, that is the killer question.'

Drunken singers in a public house

Transcend Dental Medication: "Prepare to let go of the pain."

Tooth fairy.

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

Celebration in operating theatre.

"No, we haven't started yet. My hand was cold."

"My parents are always complaining about my sweet tooth, but do they ever have a nice word to say about my wisdom tooth?"

'I've been fixed even though there wasn't anything wrong with me.'

"What did you expect from an oral surgeon?"

"There was a system failure that caused a brief crash, but fortunately I was able to reboot."

"I translate books from English into better English."

"Remember the hierarchy of competence - see one, do one, teach one, become a regulator."

Just to mess with his patients' heads...

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

"My Harvard Medical Guide says if a wisdom tooth is infected, you may need antibiotics and possibly have the tooth pulled by an oral surgeon."

Dr Rimbone suffered terribly from 'Dentist's Block'.

Dental hygienists are also translators.

'I don't care what your mother always told you. The way to this man's heart isn't through his stomach!'

"Nothing beats the thrill of operating beyond one's competence."

'It's a routine operation.'

Singing Doctor

Dentist preparing woodwork drill for dentistry.

Idenity Parade.

'That was a tough one.' Dentist fell on the ground

"What do you recommend for yellow teeth?"

'Keep still, this won't hurt a bit.'