Recipe Surgeon Mugs

Culinary surgery.

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

Surgeon carving a chicken/turkey.

'Giles is a surgeon who likes to bring his work home with him.'

Witches of Instagram

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

Blog Breakdown

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."

'It's amazing how many recipes you can find with courgettes in them when you have to'

"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."

'I've heard of cooking the books... but how did you rotisserie them and why?'

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'

'What the devil is that?' - 'I don't know, I haven't named it yet.'

Surgeon

'We'll have to eat out tonight -- I misplaced a decimal point in the cookbook.'

"My trick for enjoying kale? I put in blueberries, a banana, a scoop of vanilla ice cream and ice. Then I throw the kale in the trash and blend."

"The manna tastes okay, but I'd feel better if I had a list of ingredients."

'Thaw for 24 hours. They should have told me that yesterday.'

'Thanksgiving dinner will be ready some time in February.'

Mother made everything from scratch.

"The Corned Beef Cappuccino needs work."

Cereal Development Dept...'Johnston! I don't think whistle, humm, and detonate is going to catch on at breakfast.'

Roger wouldn't prepare any meal without first consulting his pie chart.

'We've got a cloudburst here...it's raining stats and logs!'

Kitchen Consultations

Mom & Dad Recipe Corner

"I like making pastry... It gets your hands clean."