Recipe Surgeon Gifts

Culinary surgery.

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

Surgeon carving a chicken/turkey.

'Giles is a surgeon who likes to bring his work home with him.'

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

Witches of Instagram

Blog Breakdown

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."

'It's amazing how many recipes you can find with courgettes in them when you have to'

'There are no search results for Pomeranian on the Foodnetwork.'

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

Paul Bocuse caricature

I mean, do I set the oven at 400'? 450'? How long do I keep them in? Do I turn them halfway through cooking? Oh, if only children came with instructions.

'I've heard of cooking the books... but how did you rotisserie them and why?'

"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'

Surgeon

'We'll have to eat out tonight -- I misplaced a decimal point in the cookbook.'

'What the devil is that?' - 'I don't know, I haven't named it yet.'

"My trick for enjoying kale? I put in blueberries, a banana, a scoop of vanilla ice cream and ice. Then I throw the kale in the trash and blend."

'This week, the secret ingredient on Iron chef is . . . Iron. Good luck, suckas.'

"The manna tastes okay, but I'd feel better if I had a list of ingredients."

Mother made everything from scratch.

"Knife...fork..."

Cereal Development Dept...'Johnston! I don't think whistle, humm, and detonate is going to catch on at breakfast.'

'Thanksgiving dinner will be ready some time in February.'

'We've got a cloudburst here...it's raining stats and logs!'

Roger wouldn't prepare any meal without first consulting his pie chart.

Kitchen Consultations

"The Corned Beef Cappuccino needs work."

Mom & Dad Recipe Corner

"You don't use a cookbook, Tia Carmen?"