Simpsons Aficionado Gifts

On "The Simpsons," if Moe catches Bart making those crank calls, he'll go from bartender to "Bart-ender"!

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'Look, you can only do so much!'

International Women's Day

Batman at the Maternity Ward

Spot the difference.

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Jurassic Parking Lot

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

The Amazing Man-Spider

Jean-Paul Sartre

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

Vlad the Impala

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Freshest ice cream in town!

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

Ghost School.

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Banana Split...

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

"Happy Gnu Year!"

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

Young golf ball getting "the talk".