Simpsons Fan Gifts

Homer Simpson appears as a Minion in the mirror.

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Superheroes take a selfie

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Hair Crop Circle

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"It's the dawn of a new era"

The star hunters

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

A day at the transgenic races

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

"I thought you wanted me to change."

"Walt Disney on ice."

Best before 65 million BC.