Sick Day Snubber Gifts

'No, you don't have fever. You have to go to school.'

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"According to your brain scan, you just don't want to go back to work."

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."

"I don't feel like going to school. Isn't that a flu-like symptom?"

'Another sick note from your employer !'

"He's never had a day off work through illness. He always stretches it to a week!"

'Can't come in to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty bug.'

"You better take Teddy's temperature too....he was awfully sick this morning!"

'Have you heard of the Phrase,'Survival of the fittest'?' 'Uh-ho!'

'Tell the doctor that I'm too sick to see him.'

'If you have a toothache, take the day off, you would be useless at work anyway...'

"Fever, chills and dizziness. Sounds like you have a Math test at work today."

"Most men have a tankard, but oh no, not you."

"I don't think I'm going to be in today, I got a bit wrecked at the weekend."

"I've lost my voice. Is it contagious?"

Woman watches TV wrapped up in warm clothing.

I can't come in today. I haven't got chronic diarrhoea!

'I couldn't decide what to wear to work so I just didn't go.'

'Hell, no, I don't want any sake.'

'I'm sorry, Mr. Harris is not here. In fact nobody's here. I think it's a staff infection!'

'I'm still pretty unwell, I'm not sure if I'll be in the office tomorrow.'

"I forgot to call in dead."

Go home and take your cold with you.

The man who bought a sofa that was not in a sale.

'If I work at home and I'm sick, do I have to go to the office?'

"It's not the flu. I got a very bad case of tired blood."

'Mr. Breeding won't be in today - so you people at the office have fun.'

"It's your work. Are you still sick or what?"

"Walt won't be at work today - he's flipped on his back!"

'Take ten days off work.'

'I can't come to work today. I'm in bed with some kind of bug.'

'The good news is that we're going to name the disease after you.'

'Don't take this personally, Walter, but go home!'