101 uses of a dead cat: ladder.
Sibling With A Dark Sense Of Humor Pillows
Add some humor to their home with pillows that celebrate their dark wit. Perfect for lounging, these pillows bring a cheeky touch to any room.
'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'
PET THEORIES
At the mobile tracking test lab.
Bathroom Fairy
'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'
'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk - it's hard to believe we're related.'
No caption. (The Mona Lisa is depicted wearing a smiley face button.)
"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."
'No honey, you can't sell him on ebay.'
C'mon boy, speak! Speak!
'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'
What will be the worst part about your first semester of college being online classes only? My little brother will be my freshman year roommate!
How Am I Driving?
'Mom says she has a souffle in the oven - Does that mean I'm going to have a baby brother?'
'No, she can not come out to play again.'
'Watch out for my little brother -- he's clothing-optional.'
President Trump blames loss of gravity on Democrats and China."
Um, General Hannibal, a word if I may...
The Wellington Statue.
Sick Exhibitionist
"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."
"Note cards, like a TV talk-show host! Now I can talk intelligently on any subject!"
"Just be aware, once you go upright there's no going back."
"If I were your big sister, I'd show you how to act right!"
'Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those that care'
'Your brother sure ha some kind of weirdo creepy imagination.'
When I'm a famous actress, you'll be jealous. Wrong. I can't wait to see you in the movies. It's nice that you can enjoy my glamorous success. Or�Enjoy watching you get punched out like the girls in all the action flicks. Great. Hollywood takes over where little brother leave off.
Trump's thoughts on 9/11
Conversation in the country about theft
"Baldo, can you wash the dishes for me? Or I won't help you with your homework for a month!"
Slow day at the Oval Office...
'Please leave your message after the tone...'
"Do you ever just stop and think about all the disgusting things there are to put in your mouth?"
'Here's the deal: I can't dig right now and can't trust other dogs... So, there's a carrot for you each time you dig out one of my bones...'
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