Show Cancellation Sympathizer Pillows

"The end of my favorite series is near."

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

'Geoffrey's Tourette's is acting up.'

Rodins rotten juggler

Working one day a year doesn't pay the bills

"Let me take that for you."

No need for you to read this. You seem to have got it to a fine art.

Under zealous: ZZZZZZ!

"Won't your boss miss you?"

"The season finale of the world is near."

'Do I have to enter a plea?'

'Thank you, sir. NEXT, PLEASE!'

'If you can hear me, Larry Gligstein, please send a text to 555-703-7193

"Stop doggin' it!"

The hardest instrument to play second fiddle.

'Let's go home, coach. If God was going to intervene with a miracle and change the final score to save your job, it would have happened by now.'

'I'm happy to say that both parties agree on the issue. It's got bi-partisan non-support.'

"It's father, doctor, he's creaking badly."

'You wanted to see me when I woke up?'

'I know but I have to consider him irreplaceable until I figure out what he does around here.'

"Life at the ant farm was horrible! All the walls were see-through: no privacy!"

"Look, honey! All your lost eye glasses have mysteriously migrated to this drawer, and now they're plotting their next escape."

"I've got a punture in the back wheel." "Just raise the saddle up."

"What happened, honey? Was your team defeated again?"

"Brian says in 1976 we just got on with it."

"You're a disaster Jones, you've only been here a week and you're already a month behind with work."

'There it is again...that mysterious feeling that we're clipped from a newspaper and hung on someone's refrigerator.'

Board of Censors.

'And then the jury decided that I was ready for a long term relationship with the penal code system.'

'What do you have for the recently subpoenaed?'

'You know what: Since they locked us up in this cage, I don't really feel like singing anymore. . .'

'I know you can't win them all, but just once I wish I could scrape together the entry fee!'