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"The end of my favorite series is near."

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

'Geoffrey's Tourette's is acting up.'

Rodins rotten juggler

Working one day a year doesn't pay the bills

"Let me take that for you."

No need for you to read this. You seem to have got it to a fine art.

Under zealous: ZZZZZZ!

"Won't your boss miss you?"

"The season finale of the world is near."

'Do I have to enter a plea?'

'Thank you, sir. NEXT, PLEASE!'

'If you can hear me, Larry Gligstein, please send a text to 555-703-7193

"Stop doggin' it!"

The hardest instrument to play second fiddle.

'Let's go home, coach. If God was going to intervene with a miracle and change the final score to save your job, it would have happened by now.'

'I'm happy to say that both parties agree on the issue. It's got bi-partisan non-support.'

"It's father, doctor, he's creaking badly."

'You wanted to see me when I woke up?'

'I know but I have to consider him irreplaceable until I figure out what he does around here.'

"Life at the ant farm was horrible! All the walls were see-through: no privacy!"

"Look, honey! All your lost eye glasses have mysteriously migrated to this drawer, and now they're plotting their next escape."

"I've got a punture in the back wheel." "Just raise the saddle up."

"What happened, honey? Was your team defeated again?"

"Brian says in 1976 we just got on with it."

"You're a disaster Jones, you've only been here a week and you're already a month behind with work."

'There it is again...that mysterious feeling that we're clipped from a newspaper and hung on someone's refrigerator.'

Board of Censors.

'And then the jury decided that I was ready for a long term relationship with the penal code system.'

'What do you have for the recently subpoenaed?'

'You know what: Since they locked us up in this cage, I don't really feel like singing anymore. . .'

'I know you can't win them all, but just once I wish I could scrape together the entry fee!'