Shopkeeping Gifts

'Not a shed, just a shop.'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"I didn't spark joy."

SALE

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

Sheep Ledger

"I had to skip my workout."

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

Bathroom Fairy

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

Cook and her Maids

Stationery Shop

Gone Bookkeepin'

'Will I have to be a mum when I grow up?'

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor,'