Shopkeeping Pillows

'Not a shed, just a shop.'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"I didn't spark joy."

SALE

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

Sheep Ledger

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

"I had to skip my workout."

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

Stationery Shop

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

But does he dust anything at our home? Noooo

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

Cook and her Maids

Bathroom Fairy

Gone Bookkeepin'

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

'Will I have to be a mum when I grow up?'

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor,'