Shop Keepers' Saga Gifts

'I think it's the landlord after his three months in advance lease payments.'

SALE

"All we have left is standing room only."

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

Stationery Shop

Mother threatening to gag her baby.

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

"I'd say business was brisk."

Where Ignorance is Bliss.

SupermarketAwful Market.

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

'Buy two pounds and I'll throw in the sword.'

"Are you mad with us, Mrs. Bimmelman?"

'It's the same EVERY year... 5 minutes to midnight; victims are all male, and they're carrying large sums of money.'

'Where do you keep the elbow-grease?'

'Uh-oh.'

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

'But what do you sell?'

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

Down on Her.

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

It's an I-O-Ewe.

Mom $50 Pop $35

Boomerang Sale! - No Returns

After the latest pay bonus and benefit awards you've won, I've decided to join you on the shop floor.

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

Marketing - Learn from customers' buying patterns...

Mozart's improvisational skills, along with his lack of financial security, often led to brilliant inspiration.

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

Books: Closed Down Due To Exasperation.

'I don't know about you, but I could do with a break.'

'Death, where is thy Sting?'

Boy recommending a shaving soap to an older man