Shoe Hoarder Gifts

"I brought my worn out shoes because I heard that confession was good for the sole!"

He won't sit, but he heels well.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Shoe addict.

Robot Jogger

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

Shoes Make The Man

"Do you smell something?"

"Would you like to try them out?"

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

'Best to keep downwind.'

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

Festive squad

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

"It's the dog."

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

'Whoa! Must have snowed two feet last night.'

"Yes, I'm sure it's my glass slipper - arch supports, odor-eaters, and you can see where I chipped away some glass for my bunions."

"I think we're in luck!"

'It was a gift.'

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

'Looks like they decided not to g south this winter.'

'Perhaps madam would try these on? - They look a better fit!'

The best racehorses have the best trainers

Cat shoes - for those who are too busy to do their own walking.

"She's smart, she's funny, she's beautiful—But she leaves her shoes all over the place."

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'