Sock Hoarder Gifts

"And this set comes with a year's supply of replacement socks."

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

The Missing Sock Returns

'Do you think that's wise?'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

Festive squad

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

'He got a hole in one today.'

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

"I brought my worn out shoes because I heard that confession was good for the sole!"

Missing sock

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

The heartwarming pilot episode of "Separated Socks Reunions".

Has socks and foot stools of every kind sale.

Shaquille O'Neal donates his old socks to boy scouts.

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

'Looks like they decided not to g south this winter.'

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

Christmas Socks

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"

'With these crazy markets, you have to diversify to protect your money. Put some under your mattress, some in your sock drawer, maybe some in a hole in the yard...'