Shoe Hoarder T-Shirts

"I brought my worn out shoes because I heard that confession was good for the sole!"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Shoe addict.

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

Shoes Make The Man

"Do you smell something?"

"Would you like to try them out?"

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

Festive squad

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

'Best to keep downwind.'

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.

"It's the dog."

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

'Whoa! Must have snowed two feet last night.'

"I think we're in luck!"

'It was a gift.'

'Perhaps madam would try these on? - They look a better fit!'

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

"Which one of these things is the soap?"

The best racehorses have the best trainers

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

'Looks like they decided not to g south this winter.'

"She's smart, she's funny, she's beautiful—But she leaves her shoes all over the place."