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'New dog?' - 'Yes, and no more food bills, no vets fees.'

"It's the dog."

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

Santa Claus's Mail

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"You left this on our ship."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

'At lone at last.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

Slinky Cow World

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

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Tired Barbie

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

Teddy and friends.

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.