Cat Toy Hoarder T-Shirts

'There's an unauthorized expenditure from petty cash for one million dollars in cat toys!'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Santa Claus's Mail

Cat woman shopping for cats.

That one has all the batteries!

Slinky Cow World

"Sorry I locked us out of the ship but if waving this cloth we found makes you happy. . . I'll be happy to do it."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Robert was literally a cat burglar.

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"

Festive squad

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

Cat hunting in a cuckoo clock.

"Let's swap some cats today."

"He still doesn't know how to use the litter tray."

'Has he been out with your mother by any chance?'

"It's the dog."

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

Cat Playing 10th Life.

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

A giant rubber duck with a human bath toy

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

Gramps shows the kids HIS favorite stuffed animal.

'Looks like they decided not to g south this winter.'

"How many is too many?"

Only in the newspapers.

'Yeah, I don't know why they bought that new one, we haven't finished with this one yet...'

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

'This isn't my closet - this is my room.'

'Jennifer's playing with my imaginary friend and she won't let me play with him.'