Toy Hoarder Mugs

'New dog?' - 'Yes, and no more food bills, no vets fees.'

"It's the dog."

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

Santa Claus's Mail

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

"You left this on our ship."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

That one has all the batteries!

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

'At lone at last.'

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

Slinky Cow World

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"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

Tired Barbie