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"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

"It's the dog."

"I brought my worn out shoes because I heard that confession was good for the sole!"

'It was a gift.'

"My father said I was too big for my britches!"

"Buckle up. We're in the midst of an unprecedented breadcrumb recession."

"You know your dog better than I do."

'With these crazy markets, you have to diversify to protect your money. Put some under your mattress, some in your sock drawer, maybe some in a hole in the yard...'

"He is so gross: He is a hoarder you see, and keeps all his old skins..."

You know you're getting old when....

He lost his cushy job. They gave him six months severance - and his favourite cushion.

Professor Lars P. Olafson. Inventor of the scatter cushion.

"And this was before you plumped the cushions, or after?"

'The furniture store next, I'm going to need a larger wardrobe.'

"Diversification doesn't mean hiding the money under the mattress, the sofa and 2 chairs!"

"A few more decorative pillow and I won't have to make the bed."

Recycling bins for glass, paper, metal and IDEAS.

I'm taking no chances tonight! (Floor lined with cushions ready for when he falls off his stool).

'I tell you what, it's much more comfortable with a cushion...'

'He's so proud of his art collection.'

"Where did you say you got your scatter cushions from?"

'New dog?' - 'Yes, and no more food bills, no vets fees.'

'I'm just looking for a cushion job.'

"Happiness is a soft cushion."

"Collects his paper every morning - regular as clockwork!"

...Meanwhile, over at the pillow factory...