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"Diversification doesn't mean hiding the money under the mattress, the sofa and 2 chairs!"

'That's our mission statement.'

"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

"Your portfolio is too conservative."

"We've decided to give you a bonus, Rick. It's any change you find under the cushions."

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

'The economy today got a boost from Alan Greenspan, who said it's O.K. to be irrationally exuberant.'

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

'Less spare change under the cushion is my leading economic indicator!'

"If we get a bigger place, we'll just accumulate more giraffes."

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

'It was a gift.'

"I've only just started practicing. I'm hoping the proceeds from these first few sessions will pay for a couch."

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

"Honey, are you hoarding lawyers again?"

'If it's my food supply for the winter then its different from hoarding.'

"Just two more outfits. . .Then I'll jump."

"We do have a wonderful art collection, but it has taken over somewhat: We either need to have a bower or get professional help..."

The gold price chart.

"My financial advisor says buy gold"

'Plus, you get to keep any change you happen to find under the cushions.'

'I've been talking to my imaginary friend Carlos about this, and he thinks you're the wrong doctor to treat my delusional syndrome.'

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

'Still saving money to finish that nose job eh?'

"We saved all your old diapers."

"I take it you've never had a bank account before?"

'The furniture store next, I'm going to need a larger wardrobe.'

"It's more than just a mattress. It's a great place to rest your weary assets."

Recycling bins for glass, paper, metal and IDEAS.

Piggy banks (five images).