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"Your portfolio is too conservative."

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

TV-Man

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

'First of all, calm down - your allowed to be on the couch.'

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

I don't trust banks. I keep some of my money right here. It's prudent to have a financial cushion.

'The economy today got a boost from Alan Greenspan, who said it's O.K. to be irrationally exuberant.'

"The emotional support goes both ways."

'Less spare change under the cushion is my leading economic indicator!'

A couple with a new baby

"It's time to get the couch gutters cleaned again."

'Let's have a quiet romantic evening together...we'll turn our cell phones off.'

"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

"When we were dating it was all wine, soft lights, and candy. So nothing's changed really."

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

"When did this game get started?"

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

'You went to obedience school and you're still not allowed on the couch? What a gyp.'

"Today no one, and I mean no one, could get the sneakers out of my mouth..."

"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."

Colin attempts to be useful around the house didn't always have the desired effect.

Naughty kids watching TV and telling their slack dad to go back to his kennel.

"Should we have dinner now, or are you watching in real time?"

You've grazed the refrigerator, surfed the net, flipped the channels...for someone who doesn't move much, you sure do get around.

Just Married

Sitting Out the Lambada

"Sky, sir?"