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'It's all very well not trusting the banks, but I'm getting a nose bleed.'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"Bloody hell!"

Lego Haircut

"All of a dither as per usual!"

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

"I tested very high in playing."

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

"Your portfolio is too conservative."

The Arabian version of a sandpit,kids playing on grass in the desert.

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

Children building 'Sandcastle City'.

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"China now says it will withdraw its opposition to the missile-defense shield if the F.B.I. builds it."

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

'The economy today got a boost from Alan Greenspan, who said it's O.K. to be irrationally exuberant.'

'-but surely it's unusual to have nightmares with COMMERCIALS?'

Armchair quarterback/Armchair everything

'If you want a reality check, I'll have to see two pieces of I. D.'

Pierre was full of himself.

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"Still judging people on stuff you could never do?"

Emotional Baggage Handler

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

'You can't vote him off, dear - he's the newsreader'

Marriage counselor: 'I say he's a couch po-tah-toe, and he says, couch po-taa-toe!'