Cash Cushion Architect Pillows

'It's all very well not trusting the banks, but I'm getting a nose bleed.'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"Bloody hell!"

Lego Haircut

"All of a dither as per usual!"

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"I tested very high in playing."

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

"Your portfolio is too conservative."

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

Children building 'Sandcastle City'.

"China now says it will withdraw its opposition to the missile-defense shield if the F.B.I. builds it."

The Arabian version of a sandpit,kids playing on grass in the desert.

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

'The economy today got a boost from Alan Greenspan, who said it's O.K. to be irrationally exuberant.'

'-but surely it's unusual to have nightmares with COMMERCIALS?'

'It's a self-build.'

Pierre was full of himself.

TV Watch(ing) Dog for sale.

Armchair quarterback/Armchair everything

'If you want a reality check, I'll have to see two pieces of I. D.'

"God, I love this show!"

"Still judging people on stuff you could never do?"

Brighter days are ahead. I love it when I hear that in both news and weather segments of the program.

Emotional Baggage Handler

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

Marriage counselor: 'I say he's a couch po-tah-toe, and he says, couch po-taa-toe!'