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"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"Your portfolio is too conservative."

"There is a great deal of evidence that big savings can be made if departments shared resources... But I suspect that implementing the changes might be problematic if we can't even get Norman to lend out his pencil sharpener."

The sofa freshly made up...

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'

"Have you seen the walk-in broom closet?"

Carrots on sticks wardrobe.

"That's it! You've watched TV out here long enough! We need to spend more family time together! I'm putting this thing in the closet!"

"You know your dog better than I do."

'With these crazy markets, you have to diversify to protect your money. Put some under your mattress, some in your sock drawer, maybe some in a hole in the yard...'

You know you're getting old when....

"And this was before you plumped the cushions, or after?"

His and Hers Wardrobe.

Professor Lars P. Olafson. Inventor of the scatter cushion.

He lost his cushy job. They gave him six months severance - and his favourite cushion.

"It's more than just a mattress. It's a great place to rest your weary assets."

"Diversification doesn't mean hiding the money under the mattress, the sofa and 2 chairs!"

'Maybe you could get dressed faster if you lost that speed bump around your waist.'

"A few more decorative pillow and I won't have to make the bed."

Spent it all on decorator pillows.

"Oh, Harold! This is too nice!"

"I can totally see why dogs do this."

'We need a place with more closet space.'

'I tell you what, it's much more comfortable with a cushion...'

"Where did you say you got your scatter cushions from?"

I'm taking no chances tonight! (Floor lined with cushions ready for when he falls off his stool).

...Meanwhile, over at the pillow factory...

"My self-defence training wasn't as useful as I'd hoped...Somehow it lacked the necessary 'edge'."