Sheepish Strategist Gifts

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

"It's an entry-level position, but I was assured it would just be for a few years."

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

'So when the bottom fell out of sheep shearing I had to find something else...'

"Any qualifications other than speaking the language."

"The guy I bought him from says he's a pure sheepdog."

"And in the beginning Mary begat a little lamb"

'When you said 'See ewe in my office' sir, I thought...'

"I'm afraid there will be more cuts."

'How are the cloning experiments of shepherds going?'

Sheep-farts contribute to global warming...

'Let's go and lean against one of the vibrators.'

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making Ewe talk.'

One of their favourite games was to pull the wool over their eyes.

Sheep Fishing

"Great, just great! School photos are tomorrow..."

'I have no idea how many I have in my flock. Every time I start counting them I fall asleep.'

Sheep eye test: Bah bah bah...

'By accident they washed me with a conditioner!'

'I'm just adding to my collection of figurines.'

'If I hear one more bleat from the jury box, I'm declaring mistrial.'

Sheep Road Block

OK, we've defined the project objectives. Now it's time to establish the stakeholders.

'I bin treatin' her myself...took a course in vetinery once...

Sheep trying to go to sleep.

A ghost visits a man in a prison cell

"Stop bleating, it's all ewe,ewe,ewe!"

'Honey, did you happen to look behind you, before you walked through that door?'

'We've got to get our clients to think of long term investments. By long term, I mean until we retire.'

"Do you have any mothballs?"

'It figures- we picked the life raft without the sheep-to-shore radio...'

"Geez. Dude, is that steel wool?"

'We're all due this week and heard health clinics are paying big bucks for our placentas.'

Don't thank me for the warm sweater, thank your father.