Shakespearean Scholar Gifts

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

"I'm so nervous – my cat is here to see the play."

"There are tides in the affairs of men...when you should consider flood insurance."

"Somebody ought to tell him that 'poor'Yorick' gag wasn't even funny the first time he pulled it."

'Thy Lear jet awaits, Sire.'

"I don't mind the slings and arrows if I can keep the outrageous fortune"

Disraeli Hopes for Church Backing against Irish Disestablishment

"Then we're in agreement. There's nothing rotten in Denmark. Something is rotten everywhere else."

Some Hamlet-based puns

Sir Rupert Murgatroyd

"Friends, Romans, heterosexuals, homosexuals, bisexuals, transsexuals. . ."

"All the world's a sitcom and we are but the uncredited extras."

"To be or not to be."

"Alas, poor Yorick. If only the N.H.S. had been better funded."

"If you fill us full of hot lead, do we not bleed?"

"Hubble bubble, toilet trouble."

William Shakespeare

Situation Tragedy.

'I'm reading Hamlet.'

'Next time you pick me up lose the open plan galley.'

SUSIE'S FLOWER SHOP, 'Do you have a rose by any other name?'

'Is this a child friendly spreader which I see before me?'

"AHH! There's the rub!"

Yorick when he was young and active.

Schrodinger's Black Box

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

'Hamlet'

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'One eye of newt or two?'

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

Horti-Culture

Shakespeare was bisexual

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"