Shakespeare Scholar Gifts

"Young Montague's full of himself."

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

'Hamlet'

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'One eye of newt or two?'

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

Horti-Culture

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Shakespeare was bisexual

"Out damn Spot

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"To be or not to be."

Falstaff

Schrodinger's Black Box

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

Robocop and Juliet.

The Witches Discover The Wok

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

Thomas Hardy

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

Hamlet

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Lend me your ears