Shakespeare Scholar Gifts

"Young Montague's full of himself."

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

'Hamlet'

'One eye of newt or two?'

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

Horti-Culture

Shakespeare was bisexual

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"Out damn Spot

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"To be or not to be."

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

Schrodinger's Black Box

Falstaff

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

The Witches Discover The Wok

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

Robocop and Juliet.

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

Thomas Hardy

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Lend me your ears

Hamlet